Here you'll find all of my poetic works. Much like Shakespeare, my works will one day inspire millions. One day I will have ambiguously gay community college English teachers with crappy goatees reading my works for dozens to hear. Those students will listen with the utmost concentration while they nurse their illegitimate children and dream one day of being on Maury Povich to find out who their baby-daddy is. Theater majors from UNC will recite my works in coffee houses on open mic night to tens of guys who are their with their dates hoping to pretend to be artsy enough to score later.
Until then, I will terrorize the Poetry.com website until even one of my works is allowed to stay.
This site was inspired by the fact that no matter what kind of crap is put up on their website, it stays. I all but THINK of a poem, and it gets deleted. Because of that, I've decided to keep my works here. Whenever I feel inspired, I will come to this little place on the web to display my thoughts, feelings, and other crap. Volume by volume, my works will expand your mind, heart and feelings...
...or something. Anyway, enjoy.
Kenneth Childs, Esquire
Featured Poems: Falling | My Kingdom | Happiness | Confusion | Censorship